Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat!




Isang pagbati mula sa aking pamilya at sa bumubuo at tumatangkilik ng aking walang kakwenta kwentang blog. Maraming salamat po!

Maligayang Pasko!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Jowk taym: No Ballpen

no ballpen no exam

no exam no grade


no grade no diploma


no diploma no job


no job no money


no money no food


no food = DEATH!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

10 Rules for dating my daughter

Sa paglaki ng ating mga anak na babae, natural lang sa ating mga tatay na maging protective sa mga ito. Natuwa ako at nagustuhan ko ang nakita kong isang picture ng tatay na may suot na sampung rules for dating her daughter.

Kaya napaisip din ako. Girl ang first baby ko. So swak na swak sa akin ito sa paglipas ng panahon. Mabilis lang naman ang panahon at isang araw mamamalayan na lang natin na malalaki na ang ating mga anak.

Gusto ko lang ishare ang isang ito. Ang sampung rules para mai-date mo ang aking anak na babae.


- Get a job. (syempre unang una to dapat. lakas naman ng loob mo tambay ka manliligaw ka pa)

Friday, November 8, 2013

Jowk Taym: Nanay mo to who?

Nanay: Knock Knock

Anak: Who's there?

Nanay: Nanay mo to!

Anak: Nanay mo to, who?

Nanay: PUNYETA KA NANAY MO TO BUKSAN MO YUNG PINTO! =)))

hahaha.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Mobile Combat in 2013

In today’s world, smartphone users have their pick of top-of-the-line handsets that feature the most up-to-date functionality and features. The range of available handsets is certainly an advantage for the average user, as it means they can easily find a handset that meets both their desired specifications and their ideal price point. But for smartphone manufacturers, the quality and quantity of handsets means that competition for control of the global smartphone market is more heated than ever. Let’s take a closer look at which smartphone manufacturers are succeeding—and which are falling behind—in the following article:

Global Market Share Domination

According to the latestresearch from IDC, Android devices are dominating the global smartphone market this year in terms of number of unit shipments. In Q2 2013 alone, a whopping 187.4 million Android devices were shipped worldwide. The success of the Android OS this year is largely due to devices like the HTC One and Samsung Galaxy S4, which both run on Android-powered systems and raised the stakes in terms of smartphone specifications and functionalities this year. The HTC One even scooped up the awards for “Phone of the Year” and “Gadget of the Year” at the T3 Gadget Awards 2013.

Android-powered devices took the top spot in last year’s race for control of the global market share as well, though by a smaller margin than it has claimed so far this year. In Q2 2012, Android devices represented 69.1% of the global market share, while in Q2 2013, that percentage spiked to 79.3%. Unsurprisingly, Android’s nearest competitor is iOS, which powers all iPhone handsets. Apple’s in-house operating system has suffered a decline this year: while it accounted for 16.6% of the global market share in Q2 2012, that percentage fell to 13.2% in Q2 2013.

Battling for third and fourth place are the Windows Phone and BlackBerry OS. The Windows Phone has picked up a bit of momentum this year, now accounting for 3.7% of the global market in comparison to the 3.1% it claimed last year. Despite its best efforts to release a newer, more capable operating system in the BlackBerry 10 OS, BlackBerry’s global market share has suffered a blow so far this year, falling from 4.9% in Q2 2012 to 2.9% in Q2 2013.

Changing Times
           
The latest stats are proof that competition for control of the global market share is stiff, and depends largely on the product itself, rather than on loyalty to any one manufacturer. Considered to be the original smartphone manufacturer as we know it today, BlackBerry dominated the global market share well into 2009, while Android-powered devices began gaining momentum in 2010 and have been an unstoppable force ever since. It is worth noting that theBlackBerry Z10 price is considerably a very good price compare to many other-powered devices, despite offering many of the same features and functionality. The best bet for smartphone users is to do a bit of research on the range of available devices to decide which one best meets their needs and their price point.



Friday, August 16, 2013

Marcos: 20 Years Before

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Napaisip ako ng makita ko ito na nagkalat sa FB. Just a thought of it. May tama itong mensaheng ito. Ngayon sa panahon natin, naalala na ba natin kung ano ang mga nagawa ni Marcos na wala na sa atin ngayon?
Think of it.
Ferdinand E. Marcos
10th President of the Philippines

During His time as President, the Philippines is;
-Richest country in Asia
-First to have Airport in Asia
-First to have Train in Asia
-No.1 exporter of Rice and Sugar in the world
-Drugs are not rampant and drinking alcohol on the side of the roads is prohibited
-No Foreigners to Buy Real Estate in Philippines
-The exchange of USD 1.00 = PHP 1.50
-The only president that does not make use of a cheat sheet When giving a speech here and abroad
 
credits to the owner of the picture.


Tips para sa Stress Less Life

Stress ka ba? Baka naman kasi napakadaming mong iniisip at ginagawa. Try mo tong mga to, baka sakaling mawala ng paunti unti yang Stress mo.

Tandaan, nakamamatay ang Stress. So live a Stress Less Life!


- Dance it out.

- Go for a walk. Alone or it, it might help. 

- Then talk about it.

- Breathe.

- Go to bed earlier.

- Focus on what you can control.

- Reminisce about good times.

- Ask for a hug.

- Look for opportunities in life's challenges.

- Smile.

That's all. Hope it helps!
























credits to the owner of the pic.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Signs na may Crush sayo ang Crush mo

So interested ka? Oh eto, isa isahin mo baka crush ka na nga ng crsuh mo. =)
 

1. Nagkakahiyaan kayo sa isa’t-isa 

2. Sweet siya sayo kapag kayo lang dalawa.

3. Lagi ka niyang inaasar o kinukulit 

4. Madalas kayong magkulitan 

5. Lagi ka niyang nilalapitan

6. Nababadtrip siya sayo ng walang dahilan 

7. Lagi ka niyang tinatawanan

8. Laging nakikibalita kung ano ang lagay mo 

9. Lagi kayong nagkakatinginan ng hindi sinasadya

10. Concern siya sayo

Tama Mali?

Friday, August 2, 2013

Spaghetti

Sa isang restaurant;

Naghain ng Spaghetti ang waiter sa iba't ibang Lahi.

Italians: Oh! My Favorite!

 Americans: Its dinner time!

Filipinos: Sinong may bertday?


Hahaha. Pag may spaghetti may birthday agad? Di ba pwedeng sa almusal yan?

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Sampung Utos ng mga Maglalasing

Ang 10 Utos ng mga maglalasing

1. Huwag Makulit habang umiinom - baka masuntok ka. Tandaan pareho na kayong lasing.

2. Huwag matakaw sa pulutan - wag kang KUNGFU - Kung Pumulutan pangdalawahan!

3. Huwag patagalin ang baso at mayroong naghihintay ng tagay - wag mo patagalin, ayaw mo lang malasing ng husto. Gusto mo puro kwento! Tumatakbo ang oras oh!

4. Huwag uminom ng uminom, kailangan bumili ka rin - puro ka inom, pag oras ng bilihan at patak patak na sasabihin tama na? Tapos pag may bumiling iba inom pa rin? Kapal mo pre! Hahaha.

5. Uminom ng diretso sa tiyan wag sa ulo - sabi nga, pag may problema ka at ininom mo, ilagay sa tiyan. Wag ka maghanap ng away at tiyak pagsisisihan mo pagkatapos.

6. Huwag biglang mawawala sa inuman, magpaalam kung aalis na - ito yung tinatawag na Boy Bula. Bigla na lang mawawala sa di mo alam na kadahilanan. Wag namang ganyan, pwede namang magpaalam.

7. Magtira ng panglakad, kahit hinlalaki ng paa - syempre, wag ubos ubos lakas. Pag may time tira tira din ng panguwi mga pre. Baka sa kalsada na makatulog. Nakakhiya pagising mo.

8. Huwag matutulog habang umiinom - Yung tipong Ctrl + Alt + Delete na. Hahaha. Tandaan mo lahat kayo lasing, baka mapagtripan ka. Ikaw rin!

9. Siguraduhing sa bahay uuwi kung lasing na - Siguraduhin mo, kung hindi patay ka! Away yan kung may asawa na!

10. Huwag matakot sa asawa - Tama! Matakot ka sa biyenan mo! Hahaha.


Tapos. =)





Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Pa LIKE and pa Follow lang po mga guys
















Di ko naman plano na maging isang Property Sales Agent noong una, pero simula ng makakuha kami ng wifey ko bahay dito eh na-engganyo na akong magbenta ng bahay at lupa.

Sa isang salita, Real Property Sales agent ang bagong part time career na sinusubukan ko ngayon. Sa Lancaster New City sa Alapan, Imus Cavite ang location nito.

Malaki ang Lancaster, nasasakop nito ang tatlong lugar sa Cavite, ang Imus, Kawit at Gen. Trias. Kaya ang mga binebentang lupa't bahay rito ay napakarami. 

Noong unang pumunta pa ko noong March eh napakaraming property pa ang binebenta at sa halos apat na buwan ay napakarami pa rin nito dahilan kung kaya't pa expand sila ng pa expand ng property.

Sa una nagtanong lang ako kung malaki ang kita, hanggang sa naging interesado na ako at sa ngayon ay nakabenta na ako ng 2 property. 

Gumawa na rin ako ng sariling Facebook Fan Page na CaviteHomeInvestments at twitter account na @Cavite_Homes na aking hinihiling sana na inyong iLIKE ang page sa Facebook at i-Follow sa twitter  mga kaibigan.

Sa maliit na pamamaraan nyong ito ay napalaki na rin ang maitutulong nito sa akin. Muli sa aking mga kaibigan, kamag anak at sa lahat, pa LIKE lang po ang pa-Follow.

Salamat po!




Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Sais lang

Juan: Miss, Magkano daw ang SULYAP?

Miss: Sulyap? May presyo ba un?

Juan: Oo naman miss.

Miss: ewan ko di ko alam. So magkano nga?

Juan: Sais.

Miss: Sais?

Juan: Oo, SAIS :) SAIS - ang sulyap mo ay nabihag ako.


Toinks! Hahahaha

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Magaling ka mag-isip Mam

isang araw, nagdala ang teacher ng isang bag na puno ng prutas...

TEACHER: class, ipapasok ko ang kamay ko sa bag at ide-describe ko ang hawak kong prutas tapos huhulaan nyo, ok?

CLASS: yes ma'am

TEACHER: (pinasok ang kamay sa bag) ang unang prutas ay bilog, mapula, at makinis

JUAN: (nagtaas ng kamay) mansanas ma'am

TEACHER: mali ka, (nilabas ang hawak) macopa ang hawak ko pero magaling ka mag-isip. next (pinasok ang kamay sa bag) ang hawak ko ay dilaw, makinis, at may patulis sa dulo

NENE: (nagtaas ng kamay) saging po ma'am

TEACHER: mali ka, (nilabas ang hawak) mangga ang hawak ko pero magaling ka mag-isip. next...

PEDRO: (nagtaas ng kamay) ma'am ako naman

TEACHER: pedro, wala pa akong sinasabi nagtaas ka na ng kamay

PEDRO: ako naman po ma'am ang magpapahula

TEACHER: sige nga

PEDRO: ipapasok ko ang kamay ko sa bulsa ko at may hahawakan ako. ito ay bilogan, matigas, at may ulo

TEACHER: ang bastos mo namang bata ka...bastos yang hawak mo eh

PEDRO: mali ka, (nilabas ang hawak) piso po ang hawak ko pero magaling ka rin naman mag-isip ma'am

Sunday, May 12, 2013

“Kettle Korn: Poppin’ Fun All The Time!”

Fast and Furious 6 movie? That's all I've been waiting for aside from the movie Iron Man 3! And yes, If I were about to be the star on my own movie I'd rather be Mr. Vin Diesel and do an action movie like The Fast and Furious 6.















Chased by cops with a super skill on the wheels. That's awesome!


But I'll make sure I'll be the good guy-with some bad stuff only.

In the end, I'll be protecting the one's I love and good of others. Heroic and Epic!

Would you watch my movie? If you'll watch it be sure to have Kettle Korn for your snacks!
























Because it will be an action pack movie, Kettle Korn will surely fit the Poppin action scenes. Poppin fun All the time!

Hmmmmm, my only problem is will there be a producer who will sacrifice his budget for me? Hahahahha.


We'll see! =) I'll talk to him first and let the Kettle Korn Poppin fun begin to please him!




Friday, April 26, 2013

I won 2 tickets for Iron Man Movie!


Many thanks to Nuffnang and Sun Cellular for the tickets!


Monday, April 22, 2013

Sun Cellular, The Good Choice in Postpaid

So what Plan do you have right now? I'm sure you have your best plan with you. With all the reviews out there, Blogs, promotions and other media that suites you.

But have you ever tried the Sun Cellulars Plans? If not, let me tell you about it. Or better ask yourself "Why Sun Cellular Plan 600 and Plan 999 is The Good Choice in Postpaid?"

It's simply because, Plan 600 has the following features to choose from;

Choose - "Call & Text Unlimited"
and get the following:
  • Unlimited Calls & Texts*
  • P250 Consumable** (except International/Domestic Operator-assisted calls)
  • 350 FREE SMS to other networks

Friday, April 5, 2013

Mga bweset daw sa buhay

Ang dame nga namang bweset sa buhay kung di ka masaya sa sarili mo. Or yung may bitterness sa puso mo. Syempre kung walang bitterness, hindi mo papansinin or wala ka ng time para sa mga taong ito.

Kumbaga nga, sa lahat ng nangyayari sau di mo alintana ang mga negative vibes. Always positive vibes lang dapat ang ineentertain natin.

Pero hindi eh, mayroon at mayroon talagang mga ganito sa buhay. Aminin man natin oh hindi, nasa sa atin na kung pano natin sila ihahandle.

Malay mo, bweset ka rin pala para sa kanila. =)


Mga ilang bweset daw sa buhay nila;


Mga taong kilala ka lang pag may kailangan sau - marami nyan, nakapaligid yan. Makikilala mo lang sila pag ikaw na ang nangailangan.

 
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